Conflict in the Countryside VIII
Bunnies are not good conservationists. They are pretty into self-actualization, but the REST of the world can go to hell. They are correct about the dolphins, however – this actually happened. Pretty sure the jellyfish were unamused, if they survived, which is not likely!
As for me? I eat meat, I wear wool, and I use orphaned baby seals as shammies to wash my car. No regrets.
Speaking of abusing a lesser species for personal gain, buy my book!
That reminds me of the Sweet Potato Queens’ toast:
“Here’s to us…AND F*** EVERYBODY ELSE!”
Man, I want to use that toast at my eventual and probably short-lived wedding.
I’m adding this one to my favorites. :]
Humans – the biggest emos in the animal kingdom.