Starting a new story today, and as you can see, we are going to be seeing some interesting wackiness from Professor Rat!

Time to start gearing up for Christmas! The local adult contemporary station has been playing carols 24/7 since two weeks before Thanksgiving and already Yule-related anger incidents are on the rise. I’ve got a reasonably high tolerance for the stuff, but I do have one Achilles heel – prolonged exposure to Andy Williams’ “It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year” will cause me to remove someone’s face, eat it, and then dance in the blood spray. Or possibly just frown really hard.