We are eternal
We are immortal
We are the squirrel that never dies!
Always curious
insidious
immune to all your cries.
Eat of our flesh
inimical demise!
Achewood - By Chris Onstad. Consistantly funny with engaging characters and stories. Why I laugh in the mornings, then look at my own comic and drink myself back to sleep.
Goodbye Squirrel, you got to go
Too dumb to live too dumb to die… Goodbye Squirrel
We are eternal
We are immortal
We are the squirrel that never dies!
Always curious
insidious
immune to all your cries.
Eat of our flesh
inimical demise!
Smog? Fog? Fukushima? Or is it indeed benevolent?
Oh, the suspense!
I cannot take it!
(time for commercials!)
I need to find the lyrics to “Goodbye Earl” sometime. Maybe it will make my joke funnier.